fugrats:

read this if u wanna date me

(via ayeeminaah)

crumzinmahlap:

did it hurt? when u fell from someones butt into the toilet water u piece of shit

(via actlik3alady)

canieatthisshit:

consequentialism:

if i had a dollar for every time i was a third wheel

(via beastaims)

teenagesophiebennett:

you know parents make such a big deal about explaining homosexuality to their children but when I was a kid I watched a show where one of the villains was a satanic cross-dressing lobster and never once questioned it

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HELP ME GO SEE THE CIRCUS!!

I’m in first place to win tickets to see Cirque Du Soleil. Please like my comment on this picture.

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10151638844945631&set=a.142857300630.147494.135516125630&type=1&theater

its the comment that says:

“I literally visit the Sweet! store in Orlando once a week and love bringing new people to experience your delicious cupcakes. they havent lived until they try your cupcakes!! ”

PLEASEEEE!! 

#ucf  #cirque du soleil  #contest  #sweet  #University of Central Florida  

Someone pack for me

moving not even a mile but i have to pack everything.

someone do this for me. I hate packing with everything in me

#packing  #moving  #ucf  #sublease  #University House